“Just the way you are” by lee Gibson<\/a>. This track is playing in the background of the scene and could not be removed which is why the whole start of the scene had to go. The cut takes place after the scene in which the Trotters have booked into the hotel and are trying to sleep, uncle Albert talks about a frozen lighter after which Del and Rodney make their escape. All commercial releases are cut although the scene is sometimes still present on TV broadcasts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n2021 Update: This scene is restored in the 2021 Blu-Ray release of this episode!<\/mark><\/p>\n\n\n\nSTART OF CLUB SCENE<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Del: \u201cBlinding bit of scampi, innit, eh? It\u2019s fresh an\u2019 all, you know. Straight out of the sea into your basket.<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cYou don\u2019t get scampi off the coast.<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cOf course you do! It\u2019s the sea, innit?<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cYeah, but it\u2019s Margate!<\/mark>“
Del: Yeah, \u201cI know that, but the scampi don\u2019t know that, do they?<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cNo, I s\u2019ppose not.<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cEre, what was that starter\u2026um\u2026Cassandra made us last week?<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cMoules Mariniere<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cMmm! That\u2019s it. They were lovely moules, an\u2019 all, weren\u2019t they, eh? \u2018Cos she\u2019s got style, see. I mean that Cassandra is a classy lady<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cI suppose so.<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cNo, no suppose so about it. I mean, a lot of people- you know, cheapos \u2013 would have used mussels \u2013 not Cassandra.<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cWe get on well.<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cMmm? Yeah, of course we do! Blimey!<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cNo, I meant me and Cassandra.<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cOh I see. Well that\u2019s good, Because I mean your missus should be more than just your wife, you know. She should be your best mate an\u2019 all.<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cYeah. It\u2019s just\u2026 sometimes you get the feeling\u2026I don\u2019t know how to explain it\u2026Have you ever read a book\u2026Well have you ever seen the film where someone marries beneath themselves?<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cOh, don\u2019t start that, Rodney! You have not married beneath yourself! Cassandra comes from a very lovely family! Your problem is you\u2019re letting her rule you. I mean, that cobblers tonight \u2013 you know, she wouldn\u2019t let you out! I mean, what are you, a man or a mouse? You\u2019ve gotta learn to assert yourself. I mean, I may sound old-fashioned, but you take my word for it, in the end a man likes a woman to be a woman! And a bird likes a bloke to be a bloke!<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cD\u2019you know you\u2019re right!<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cMmm, that is Bonnet de Douche, as they say in the Basque<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cAbsolutely!<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cYeah, that\u2019s it. Oh \u2018ere, come on. Drink up, we\u2019ll have another one\u2026look who\u2019s here, the three musketeers, Oi Boycie! Boycie over here!<\/mark>“<\/p>\n\n\n\nBoycie and co arrive<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Boycie: \u201cHello Del<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cIt\u2019s good here, innit eh?<\/mark>“
Boycie: \u201cStunning<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cYeah, they got a magician, a singer and a comedian. The singer\u2019ll be on a minute!<\/mark>“
Boycie: \u201cSo where are you staying.<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cOh, we got a lovely little bed and breakfast, ain\u2019t we Rodney?<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cYeah, it\u2019s really good!<\/mark>“
Boycie: \u201cYes, well me, Mike and Alan booked into a hotel down on the front.<\/mark>“
Trigger: \u201cI got a room in a motel. They don\u2019t know I ain\u2019t got a car. (winks in a fooled \u2018em way)<\/mark>“
Mike: \u201cI\u2019d keep quiet about that if I was you, Trig.<\/mark>“
Trigger: \u201cNot half.<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cOi where\u2019s Alan?<\/mark>“
Boycie: \u201cOh of course, you wouldn\u2019t have heard about that, would you? Well, you know how much Alan loves shellfish? Well he ate half the ocean bed today. Until at some time or another, he copped an unfortunate whelk!<\/mark>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\nTHE DVD VERSION STARTS HERE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n