Hey There” by Rosemary Clooney.<\/a> The DVD jumps straight to the next scene in the Trotters’ flat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Lisa: “Look, why don’t we have tea together? Then the three of us can talk about the old times.”
Del: “Yeah…Alright then.”
Rodney: “Fine.”
Lisa: “Oh good.”
Rodney: “Yeah, great.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lisa: \u201cIsn\u2019t that your uncle?<\/mark>\u201d
Del: \u201cWhat\u2019s that soppy old duffer up to<\/mark>?\u201d
Albert: \u201cI\u2019d like to sing a very special song for a very special song for a very special lady who unfortunately ain\u2019t with me tonight. I like to think this song was named after my dear sick wife. It is that beautiful ballad, \u201cAda\u201d.<\/mark>\u201d
Del: \u201cAda<\/mark>\u201d?
Lisa: \u201cIs there a song called \u201cAda\u201d?<\/mark>\u201d
Rodney: \u201cWell there must be, he\u2019s about to sing it.<\/mark>\u201d
Albert: \u201cAda, you with the stars in your eyes, love never made a fool of you.<\/mark>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nAnother cut occurs in the next scene of the episode with Rodney in the sunbed. The cut occurs as Del is talking to Rodney. The reason for this cut is not known. The cut results in the following lines being lost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Rodney: “God, you look like a geriatric ball-boy.”
Albert: “You two were niggling each other last night and you’ve been bickering all morning, I’m fed up with yer. I’m going down the Legion.”
Del: \u201dWell, just make sure that you put on a pair of trousers on first. There\u2019s a lot of stray dogs on this estate!<\/mark>\u00a0Anyway, I better make sure we’ve got enough Smash in for Lisa’s tea.”
Rodney: “Right, I’m gonna have a quick tone-up, a nice shower and I am sorted! Oi, how’d you turn this thing on for ‘alf an hour?”
\u200bLater on in the same scene, another small cut occurs when uncle Albert is talking to Rodney. Again its not clear why this cut has taken place.
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Uncle Albert: \u201c…………I’m frightened history’s about to repeat itself. I don’t wanna see that happen to you and Del.\u00a0I know this may come as a shock to you Rodney, Rodney!, Bloody Kids!<\/mark>.\u201d
Del: ” Oi, Rodney! I’m gonna whip down the shops for another packet of Smash and some Brut so I want you to…Rodney…Ah, he’s gone to sleep bless him. So you want to get a nice tan for the girl then do you? I’ll give you a nice tan alright”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\n\n\n\nIn the next scene in which the Trotters have sat down to dinner with Lisa, a number of cuts take place. Some of these cuts is to remove offensive words<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Text in red is cut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lisa: “Oh, not too much I got to be up early in the morning.”
Del: “Just a little topperooni – there we go, Come on Rodney. Oi, come on,
bring your cheese.”
Lisa: “I really think Rodney should go to hospital with his face.”
Del:”Yeah, I know, I’ve been telling him that for years!”
Del: “How!”
Lisa: “Does your face hurt?”
Rodney: “Only when I smile.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Del: \u201cIt\u2019s amazing how nature compensates<\/mark>\u201d
Lisa \u201cWhat you mean?<\/mark>\u201d
Del: \u201cWell with a face like that his got nothing to smile about as he<\/mark>\u201d.
Rodney: \u201cHere you are Lisa, We have a selection of cheeses, We got cheddar, that\u2019s double Gloucester and that one\u2019s cracker barrel.<\/mark>“
Del: \u201cShhhh<\/mark>\u201d
Rodney: \u201cWell, The p**i didn\u2019t have a lot of choice, did he?, this ain’t really Lymeswold territory.<\/mark>\u201d
Lisa: \u201cOh I\u2019m sorry Rodney I really couldn\u2019t eat another thing, it was a lovely meal, thank you both.<\/mark>\u201d
Del: \u201cOh that\u2019s alright.<\/mark>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\nDel: “Listen Rodney, I wouldn’t stand about in that suit too long if I were you, not with your head!”
Lisa: “Why not?”
Del: “Well, he looks like a Swan Vesta! You’ve only got yourself to blame, haven’t you?<\/mark>“
Rodney: \u201cI didn\u2019t think the timer on that thing was faulty.<\/mark>\u201d
Del: \u201cyeah. Oh, yeah\u2026<\/mark>\u201d
Rodney: \u201cI only wanted a 30-minute tone-up, Two and a half hours I was under there.<\/mark>\u201d
Del: \u201cIt\u2019ll al be right, be alright, Don\u2019t worry about it Rodney, because in a couple days\u2019 time it goes all flaky and scabby, then it falls off, and it\u2019ll be gone, see?<\/mark>\u201d
Rodney: “How’s your mum these days Lisa?”<\/p>\n\n\n\nThe episode then continues on the DVD without further cuts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n